How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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watch a i d s left

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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