Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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