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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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knock knock come in

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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