Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Andy Carrol

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Women's Rights.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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