So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Christianity.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Lebron Traveled

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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