What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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lebron

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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