why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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