What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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