An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Butt Sex.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Anti Joke

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