Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

A horse walks into a glue factory..

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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