Girls soccer

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Swag.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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