Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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