What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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