Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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