Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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