- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No because your face is really f***** up.

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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