The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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