How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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P0P T4Rt

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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mooooh im a cow

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Canada's army

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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i'm not gay

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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