How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Wanker

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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