whats white and looks like paper paper

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Knock knock Shut up

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Womens rights

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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I can't see my forehead

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Anti Joke

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