roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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