What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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sadf

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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I <3 Hitler

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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