Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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who is mark

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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girls basketball

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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BUT HWY?

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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HEY!

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Flab

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Black Veil Brides.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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