When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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