How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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Christianity

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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PENIS

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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