How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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