What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

My phone rang. So I answered it.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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