What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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You wanna see something really scary?

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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