Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Yo Mamma

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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69.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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pup

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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