Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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a man is running away

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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