chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Rylan Clark

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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