What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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You're*

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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Womens basketball

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Leave her alone...

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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who is mark

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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girls basketball

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Anti Joke

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