What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck replies, "whiskey". The bartender gives the duck the drink and the duck sips it quietly, knowing he is ruining his life. Meanwhile, two cows in a pasture look for some grass to eat.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is the difference?

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What's 1+1? 69.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

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