OBAMA

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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