a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What did God say to the crying man? God doesn't exist.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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