What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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