I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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