- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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