Black people.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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hi

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