The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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