Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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just in time?

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Dallas Cowboys

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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