a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Wigan.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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An atheist walks into a church

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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