Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A car walks into a bar.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Golf.

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