why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I am very humble.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did little justin fall off his bike? because a terrorist threw a fridge at him

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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