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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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I went to work today....

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Your mom is not fat!

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Penis

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I can't think of a joke.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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