Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Barbara Streisand

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Women's rights.

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I was once a hamster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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