What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock What

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Mogok Papiti.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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The Holocaust

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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How are you? Yes

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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