What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

thumb_up thumb_down

NEVER

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

thumb_up thumb_down

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops