what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Golf.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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