- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

whats your name? bumder:)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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