What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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I like touching my boobs

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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