You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Women's Professional _________

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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EGGPLANT

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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IU football

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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