A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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