Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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