Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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