Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A black man killed someone

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What does a man like. food.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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