what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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Lil' Wayne

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Lil' Wayne

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Anti Joke

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