Star Wars

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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