Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Caramel Boing.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What is green with wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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I'm Batman.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Gay rights.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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