Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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