- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A: B: No pun intended.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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