A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What is black and white and red all over. A blackboard.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Whats green? The color green.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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