Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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