Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Paper shield.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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