What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Penis

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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hi

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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