whats young and never moved? still born baby

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

The Colts this year.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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