Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Black people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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