What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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