Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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sixty....eight.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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