Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Obama being reelected.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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I like hats XD!

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purple pickles

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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