why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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