Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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