- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Please don't rape me.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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