How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...