Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

guy walks into a bar, ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +4

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

thumb_up thumb_down -10

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

thumb_up thumb_down

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops