11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Kys

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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