four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Of course, first door on your left

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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