Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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