What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Canida

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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