if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Men's Rights

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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