Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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