What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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