Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Girls Basketball.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

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