whats 2+2? 1

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1 + 1 = 3

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Type 2 diabetics

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Get in the car.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Where's my baby??

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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