Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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you and your family will die tonight

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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