whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Hi

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Gus's mom

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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