how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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