What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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