what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Albino African Americans

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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LOL May Wong

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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