knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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