- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What does water taste like? Water

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

my bubbles!

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

i like turtles

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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