Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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your mother is so lesbian

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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