Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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I was born.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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