Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Strawberries!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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