What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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