What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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