What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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black people. that is all...

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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