Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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obama's promises

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Penis.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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