What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Womens rights.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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