What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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I like jokes.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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