- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

A train poops its pants.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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