What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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