Why? Whats wrong?

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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How are you this morning?

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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