- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Do you play piano? No

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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