What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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A man died.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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