- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Adele walks into the stables

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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