yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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