A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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Anti Joke

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