What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Your mom.

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Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What's 9+10? 19

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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