Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Cows are land manatees.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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