Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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vitamin c

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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