What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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My children are huge mistakes.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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