Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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