Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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