Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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haha

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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