this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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