Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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