the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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