Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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I'm homeless.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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