How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Caramel Boing.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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