Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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