How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Men, get on the boat.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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