I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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No joke.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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wow garlic, yum

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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