What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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