Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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Anti Joke

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