knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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hi

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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