what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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