- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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