How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Penis

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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Women

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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