What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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ur gey

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Paige

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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