What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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