Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Barack Obama

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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su algato es en fuego

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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