1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Anti Joke

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