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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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