A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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