- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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