Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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