- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

why so serious? because your too serious.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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