whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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