George W. Bush

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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