99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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