Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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