Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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