Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Anti Joke

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