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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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