Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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