chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Whats9+10 19

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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this website is non-operational.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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You're on fire.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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