Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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