Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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