What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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