What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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minced oaths

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Allie said yesssssssss!

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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