why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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An anti-joke

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The WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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