What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Anti Joke

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