What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Come in

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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human centipede

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What stops a train? A missile

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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