A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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did you stub your toe?

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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