Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Men's Rights

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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bitches be crafty.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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