Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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