What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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