Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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BUTTERFARTING

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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10inch nice

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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