What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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