What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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You're so straight!

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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SBB

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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