how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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