How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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