I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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