- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

a black man jumps in a pool.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Giving birth to the antichrist

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Your mums a penis joke.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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