- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

You're tall.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Emily Walker.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

So this blonde walks into a library.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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