Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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I dislike old people.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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