What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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