- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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