What do you call a bear. Rob.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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