What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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